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こないだG街のお店に来てくれた外人。
間違えて電話番号教えたばっかりに毎日SMS。
ちょっと面白かったから載っけてみた。
わたしの睡眠時間奪った罰じゃー　凸(｀Д´メ)


R:a friend of mine  外人　　　M:わたし

R:How is ur night ? :p

 Can I meet you tonight?

 M:i dont wanna go out from my room,tonight.sleepy

   

 R:Let me go to your room ? 

M:maybe.next life　(注：next timeではなくnext lifeです。)

R:lol.... U r cute... I am not ojisan... hehe... No sex... Just cuddle ?

M:(=①ω①=) good night ☆

R:Awwwwww... How old are you?

M:45

R:Honto Ni??????? WoW ...

    Do u know my age?

M:29？

R:34

M:  !

R:You had men your entire life ? Sugoi ne.... I knew you were more experienced than me...

 R:You are hot! But u know it already deshou

R:Sooooo... Talk to me

R:Meet me tonight ?

M:おやすみまたね。

R:本当に？2人友達いしょうにいいですか？

M:i said, see you nextime

R: K

M:あした、はやい

R:仕事早い？

R:あなたの写真は見せって下さい。。。

M: おやすみ～

R:かわいいだけど体の写真は？

M:

R:Lol

R:sexy photo

   Sooooo how many guys did u have in ur life?

M:about,107?　(注：嘘です。)

    もうねる

R:Nice... How many no condom ? Hehe

R:Half?

R:Most ?

R:Do u think my friend is cute ? Want to sex one or both of us ?

  hehe

M:I'm shiftress  (訳：わたし梅毒なの。）

R:What does it meen?

M:sorry, syphilis

R:U have syphilis ? It is curable...

   Antibiotic kills it

M:wow,your scientist

R:Yes I'm a doctor

   hehe

R:Sooo u want sex me and my friend or just 1 of us ?

   hehe